jessiphia:

also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

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theuppitynegras:

827:

innnit:

*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

*ascends to a higher plane of existence*

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Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

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So if a man writes about the same subject as a woman, I think it’s edited differently, I think it’s marketed differently, I think the covers are different. It really does affect the way that it ends up going. So yes, it’s a good thing to talk about who’s getting reviewed, but I also think it’s important to talk about who’s being published and how are they being published. Are we putting a sort of lilac cover with a flower on the cover because it’s now girly and then are we making the man’s cover look like it’s just great literature? Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (via writingquotes)
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perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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Hard to sit here and be close to you, and not kiss you. F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night (via ideacycling)

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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heyfunniest:

thanks satan